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When a world-destroying demonic artifact falls in love with a good-morning kiss, who can still take cultivation seriously?
In this Star Palace sect, which has survived for a thousand years thanks to its "comedic formations," you can never guess how ridiculous tomorrow will be
Qian Duoduo, the head of the Logistics Hall, is greedy for money and women, yet keeps half the sect afloat with "cultivation loans." The shoddy talismans he sells can unleash ancient grand formations;
Mo Xuan, a spirit beast, is a black cat who can turn divine weapons into cotton candy. Its knack for causing trouble is directly proportional to its cuteness;
Jiang Li, disguised as a man, seems to mock the system of political marriages, but is actually a mermaid princess fleeing an arranged wedding, with a seal over the Eye of the Sea resting on her shoulders;
And then there's Lin Ye, a newly recruited servant with a broom in his left hand and a bronze bell in his right. Even sweeping the floor can trigger the reincarnation trap left behind by the founding sect leader...
Their seemingly chaotic daily life hides a blood pact from three hundred years ago:
The guardian divine beast gets stuck in a wall for three days, all because the spiritual leyline is stuffed with the Qian family's ancestral books of ruthless accounts;
A deaf and mute elder burns his soul to repair the formation, but its core turns out to be a candy figurine mold he's been hiding;
Even "Little Black," the world-destroying demonic artifact, is raised as Jiang Li's pet. A daily good-morning kiss is all it takes to seal it!
From everyday life in the Star Palace to calamities across the heavens, this bunch of "unreliable good-for-nothings" gradually discover
The canteen's awful food, which they constantly complain about, is infused with the sword intent of the old chef, who is suppressing the Nether Sea;
The guardian formation they deride for humming out of tune is actually a surviving fragment of a love song the founding sect leader wrote for a dragon princess;
And most ridiculous of all, everyone's fate was written long ago in the "Formation Diagram of the Laughing Mortal World," repeating itself beneath the Greedy Wolf Star for two hundred full cycles...
[Unconventional Cultivation] x [A Cast of Comedians]
