I Don’t Want to Mechanically Ascend

Nobody told me that Qi Refining meant studying electrical automation and Foundation Establishment meant studying computer science!

[When computing power becomes godlike and the age of mechanical ascension arrives, I choose to slay immortals with the human brain]

Homeroom Teacher: You're a broke, struggling student. Do you want to land a respectable, well-paid job after graduation?

Wang Yi: I do, more than anything. Please!

Homeroom Teacher: Do you want to be respectable, with all your needs taken care of and a monthly income of a hundred thousand?

Wang Yi was so anxious he could have cried. “Teacher, I'll kowtow to you. Just tell me!”

The homeroom teacher patted Wang Yi on the head and smiled. “Good kid, don't rush. I'll use my connections to find you a way in.”

Wang Yi exclaimed, “I couldn't possibly trouble you like that, Teacher.”

Homeroom Teacher: “It's fine. Just sign this contract selling yourself. All you have to do is trade heads with a rich person.”

Wang Yi frowned, staring silently at the outrageous contract in his hands.