[Reborn | transmigrate + absurd twists + feel-good power fantasy] After being reborn, Xiao Qiao went to live with her uncle and help him farm.
Her uncle meditated while I slept.
Her uncle forged metal while I fed the pigs.
Her uncle hunted while I cut pigweed.
I thought we’d keep living like that until the end of time.
But one day, my uncle said, “Xiao Qiao, I’m taking you to cultivate immortality.”
!!!
Cultivate immortality?!
What kind of cultivation?
Is it the kind I’m thinking of?
!!!
At last, this incredible fortune has come my way!
Ah
Why isn’t there a secret manual from the Heavenly Court for cultivating immortality?
Why isn’t there a divine technique that can be poured straight into me?
Huh?
I hear the aloof beauty is head over heels for me?
What?
My mother is still alive, but no one knows where she is?
You scoundrel!
Where do you think you’re going?!
I, Xiao Qiao, always settle my scores!
An eye for an eye!
(A story about an eccentric heroine and her hilarious senior disciples in a cultivation world that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Don’t overthink it, dear readers. Just read along and enjoy.)
