A Guide to Cringe-Worthy Cultivation: Becoming the Center of Attention in the Immortal Realm

The number-one rule of the cultivation world: the better-looking you are, the stronger you become. (So the protagonist loses from the start.)

A new way to survive a tribulation: the heavenly lightning can randomly turn into strange things like hot pot, durian, or an ex's tears.

- Magical treasure tech: flying sword navigation often leads straight to an ex's doorstep, and instant noodles can grow inside storage pouches.