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I Told You to Be a Simp, Not a Mad Dog

叫你当舔狗没叫你当疯狗

by Mr. Jian Shouqing (见手青君)

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646k Words
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  • A True Simp in a Toxic BL Novel [Mad Dog]在渣攻贱受文里当真舔狗【疯狗】Former title · until Oct 2026
295Chapters
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