My name is Li Erhu, Wolong Temple's last hope (probably). I wanted to eat and die on the mountain, but I was kicked down the mountain by two senior sisters who were as beautiful as flowers but each was worse than the other. They only gave me 200 yuan in travel expenses and an ancestral broken token.
The senior sister said: Go to Xishan, and you are not allowed to come back until you show your dignity!
The senior sister also said: The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you encounter one, you must avoid it!
But... As soon as I came down from the mountain, I met a black driver with a lot of tricks, and a gangster who blocked the road and robbed me? Not to mention the frosty female CEO and the wealthy daughter who cried and shouted that she wanted to marry me (she didn't!)...
Alas! The urban routine is too deep, I want to go back to Taoist Temple!
