(Currently revising: edited chapters 1–14 of the prequel on 11/28. I recommend stockpiling chapters first, dear readers.)
Lin Yuan blinks and transmigrates into the cultivation world as a beggar. A disastrous start from the very beginning.
She thinks it can’t get any worse, but it turns out the worst is yet to come.
The System that appears and gives her missions has no golden finger. All it can do is electrocute her.
Is that normal? Of course not!
If you’re not normal, why should I be?
[System Mission: Wake Wei Qingchen]
Lin Yuan rushes over, smacks him awake with a couple of hard slaps, then greets him with a sunny smile: “You’re awake, Second Senior Brother~”
[System Mission: Foil the demonic cultivators’ plan and stop the vengeful ghost]
She breaks the seal on the vengeful ghost in the basement and uses her own blood to forcibly establish a connection with it.
“Go cause some trouble, Xiao Hei.”
[System Mission: Save the villagers]
An old man looks ready to burst into tears. “Aren’t you immortals supposed to save the people and protect us? Where have you been all this time? My son died because of you!”
Lin Yuan: “Sorry, we save the people, not beasts.”
“Xiao Hei, time for a snack.”
What she never expected was that the kind, good senior brothers the System had told her about were all righteous-looking sesame dumplings with wicked hearts.
Third Senior Brother: “If little junior sister’s going to suffer, of course we should all suffer together.”
Second Senior Brother: “There’s a fifty percent chance one of these pills isn’t poisonous. Give them a try, little junior sister.”
“Just kidding, they’re both poisonous.”
First Senior Brother: “I could save him, but little junior sister, you said yourself that we save the people, not beasts. He looks like he’s fallen to demonic cultivation, so he’s become a beast.”
And the original heroine, supposedly just terribly clumsy, is actually a little devil.
“You want to erase me?
