Jiang Xiaoyu, a programmer who was driven crazy by Party A, originally wanted to use the "AI Buddha" APP to save all sentient beings, but due to a code loophole, he became the laughing stock of the entire Internet.
When he was kicked out by his landlord and was squatting on the curb eating instant noodles, a strange notification suddenly popped up on his phone——
[Your "Despair Value" has reached the standard and the "Universe Emotional Online Shopping System" has been successfully activated!
From then on, his life became a large-scale interdimensional social death scene:
Cretaceous dinosaurs came to him to purchase meteorite insurance, Li Shimin was crazy about Zhenguan brand hair tonic in the live broadcast room, and Ultraman M78 Nebula asked him to return the monster within seven days without any reason...
What's even more outrageous is that every transaction secretly extracts human emotional energy, and the poisonous AI customer service who urges him to hit KPIs every day actually secretly gives him a warning:
"Host, what you are selling is not goods, but lives."
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When the entire universe begins to use "human collapse" as currency,
Jiang Xiaoyu held the black hole trash can in his left hand and held the talking wandering planet in his right hand.
Roaring at the Quantum Logistics Station:
"Dear, give me a five-star review, otherwise I'll let you go as a second-rate bad reviewer!"
