Siheyuan: Streetwise Silly Zhu Keeps Those Beasts in Line!

[Multiple Female Leads - If That Bothers You, Move Along] [Mildly Aggressive] [Mastermind] [Whatever the Country Needs, I'll Make It]

After transmigrating into The Birds Are Full in the Courtyard as Silly Zhu, he awakens the Emotional Blind Box System. He Yuzhu takes endless pleasure in teasing the courtyard's troublemakers every day!

Until one day, the System can't take it anymore!

[How the hell did I end up bound to a Host who's a total street loafer?]

[You've got a System, and you still spend every day bullying old men and women? What's the point of that?]

[Can't you do something for your country?]

He Yuzhu: "Uh... I... I don't know how to do anything!"

System (despairing at his lack of promise): [Take this. Take this too, and this, and this.]

He Yuzhu stared blankly at the satellites, H-class submarines, aircraft carriers, intercontinental missiles, and more in the warehouse...

"System bro, they're just a bunch of old men and women who love to take advantage of others. There's no need to blast them with cannons, is there?"

System (╯`ω′)╯ [I want us both to go down together, damn it!!! Do you think I gave you all this stuff to use against old men??? Huh??? Answer me!!!]