Guanyin of the South China Sea, executive in the Buddhist world, goddess of KPI in heaven,
On the surface, he looks kind-hearted, but behind his back, he has liver disease and hair loss.
Who would have known that she, who was sitting on the lotus platform, would also break down and shout:
"All sentient beings have to cross over, OK! But can you let me off work first?!"
Do you think she has unlimited power?
No, she is the "Lingshan Executive Manager" who works year-round, takes responsibility for disasters, and also provides her own money to work on projects.
Sun Wukong resigned, Zhu Bajie was ruined, Monk Sha took advantage of the situation, and White Dragon Horse was as stable as a personal computer.
The top is urging, the bottom is in chaos, the demons have formed a group to kick the gym,
Buddha patted her shoulder and said: "The budget is gone, please be more considerate."
Guanyin looked at the encrypted project schedule in her hand and silently folded her hands:
"Namo doesn't get sick if he works overtime, and Amitabha doesn't go on duty."
This journey to the west,
It's not about saving sentient beings, it's about clearing KPIs;
Not killing monsters, but defusing bombs;
She travels all over the world, tearing up the demon's script and cleaning up the pot in the Three Realms.
But no one ever asked her: "Are you tired?"
——All living beings are crossing the sea, who will cross her?
A satirical new edition that reconstructs "Journey to the West" from a divine perspective,
I can see through the hearts of gods and Buddhas, and I can also see you and me in our daily lives.
There is a knife hidden in the smile, warmth in the tears,
I write to everyone who is carrying a heavy burden but is never understood.
