
A Washed-Up Star Awakens a Clapback System and Gets Ten Billion from the Start
糊咖觉醒怼人系统,开局奖十个亿
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 513k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- A Ten-Billion-Yuan Breakup Bonus: This System Is a Little Unhinged分手奖励十个亿,这个系统有点颠Former title · until Oct 2026
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"The Awakening of Luka's Shocking System, Starting Prize of One Billion" is a stress-relieving tool! The protagonist Jian Lele once traveled through time and became Qiao Wuyou, the 18th-tier scumbag who was ridiculed by the entire Internet. After activating the system of bullying, he not only received a one billion start-up bonus, but also launched a high-powered copy to fight against the entertainment industry. The scenes of name-calling in the book are textbook-level, and the golden sentences often hit the painful points. From angrily criticizing scheming guests at variety shows to responding to negative fans on live broadcast, every counterattack is hearty. What's even better is that the skills rewarded by the system help the protagonist make a comeback in the love drama. The plot is as tight as a roller coaster, seamlessly transitioning from being a network-wide blacklist to a top-notch counterattack. The author uses delicate brushstrokes to outline vivid portraits of characters, and he can be called a hexagonal warrior in the literary world!
I have read about 50 chapters, and so far it is okay, but there is still a small problem, that is, the male protagonist was a bit greasy when he first appeared. I hope the author can improve it next time when writing the male protagonist. The characters are well drawn, and everyone has their own emotional line. So far, He said that except for the two mad dogs, I have not encountered any characters that are too disgusting. Also, the heroine has changed so much that it is easy to be suspected. I hope the author can be cautious when describing it (for example, let the heroine study first, and then show her super talent) But overall, this novel is still worth reading. After all, it's really fun to criticize people, and some of the words in it can also be used in real life. The curses are not cursed, and the yin and yang is weird. This kind of criticism is really delicious, and the author's knowledge reserve should be quite large. So far, there have been no typos, improper word order, and other bad sentences. I hope the author can continue to work hard.
It's quite beautiful. I can't describe it, but it looks pretty. The heroine is super good at teasing people, and the system is particularly fun. That's about it. Can't describe it. Woo woo woo (ᇂ_ᇂ|||) Anyway, it's very pretty (♡⌂♡) For example, some memes: [Qiao Wuyou glanced at her coldly, "A group of wild geese flew south, sometimes forming an S, and sometimes forming a B."] [She opened her red lips slightly, and a sweet voice flowed from her lips, "I have been single for a long time, and all the dogs passing by will look at the male and female."] ["Take it one step at a time, you really can't die halfway."] Wait, there are many jokes. So far, I have drawn more than 50 lines, only 85 chapters (づ ●─● )づ ♥^O^The comments and what people say are very interesting. Very pretty ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧
A super decompressive comeback in the entertainment industry. This system is purely for charity. It feeds people like crazy and is full of various skills. The male protagonist is originally a perfect version, but with a mutated love brain, it would be even more perfect if he had less of it. The whole text is full of insults, and there are many occasions where you laugh and laugh at people, which is very enjoyable. 🍉 The villains can be changed a lot. From the beginning to the end, it is a bit stiff and uncomfortable to hold on to the few weaklings who can't be beaten to death. The main positive characters are all well-shaped through the plot, leaving a deep impression on people, and they are lively personalities that make people happy.
This book is super enjoyable!! I really feel the breadth and depth of the text 👍 👍 👍 The male and female protagonists and people with good character are all dual business online. It is highly recommended and worth a try!!!
It's so cool to watch the heroine quarrel with the sky and the earth! The male protagonist and the friends around her are all masters of quarrels. In addition, the female protagonist is rewarded by the system with amazing assists. It is the ultimate "emotional fight" - those "rough drafts" that are kept in the heart and unspoken, someone finally throws them out for you, and you can still win. This feeling is amazing! The whole process was crazy and crazy, and I couldn't stop at all! There are so many sarcastic quotes in it that I can't remember them all. When someone makes me unhappy, I can just read them out and review them, and my sarcastic ideas will be online in seconds, hahaha~
This book is very humorous and funny ~ the heroine is simply my mouthpiece on the Internet, and every node has a storyline ~ overall it is a refreshing article with a very pure taste, the heroine has CP ~
This book is the most interesting one I have read. Although the review is not high, the author is of a very high standard and has many jokes. I basically laughed until I cried. I hope the author will continue writing.
I absolutely love this book. The whole text makes me crazy and my mental state is extremely good. The author's literary talent is very good, and everything he says rhymes. Moreover, I feel refreshed when I criticize others, and my stomach hurts when I laugh. Anyway, it's really super good-looking. It would be unreasonable for it not to be popular. I love him so much. It's rare to find such a beautiful book [lick screen][lick screen][lick screen][lick screen]🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😄
Qiao Wuyou ❤️ Xie Chi Absolutely great to watch. The author is really talented [like it] and it's also very funny. I didn't even turn my lips down during the whole process. It was a joy to watch. Moreover, the jokes between the male and female protagonists were really unexpected and rhymed.