While other transmigrators become princes and generals, Lin Er starts with nothing but a broken bowl! Hungry wolves circle him, bird droppings smear his face, and he’s so poor his pants have a hole in the crotch! Luckily, he has a BUG-level golden finger: whatever he says becomes reality! Say “Let there be fire,” and the Confucian sect’s big shot rushes to his aid. Shout “I’ll take on ten,” and villains line up to get beaten! But why does this power only ever screw over his own side?
He’d planned to cling to his senior brother Li Taibai, the clothes-bursting battle god, and lie flat, but instead gets dragged into a deadly crisis as the Northern Yan cavalry bears down on the border! The enemy nation’s prodigy demands to marry Princess Changping? Lin Er fires back with Three Hundred Tang Poems! Mr. Meng slams the table and declares: “A single word from this boy can steady the fate of a nation!”
When a trash-talking king meets a Confucian cultivation sect:
He says, “Let there be light,” and holy light shines straight on the enemy’s backside!
He recites, “Ten steps to kill a man,” and sword energy reaches all the way to the Northern Yan imperial court!
But can his clothes-bursting senior brother put his clothes back on before starting a fight?!
