(Also known as "The Identification System Has Gone Haywire: Everything Looks Like a Peerless Treasure", "I Eat High-Martial Arts Miracle Medicine for Every Meal", "Slaughtering My Way Through the Ten Thousand Races: You Think I Even Need a Blade for You?", and "I Hold a Slipper in My Hand to Crush the Ten Thousand Races")
(The blurb isn't doing this book justice. Read the story!)
(Hot-blooded, funny, and satisfying)
My System can identify items, but it's a little unhinged, so all the information it gives me is wrong.
It identifies a slipper as a saber worth tens of millions.
It identifies a steamed bun as Supreme Black Dragon Blood worth hundreds of billions.
It identifies "Spring Scenery in the Han Palace" as a top-tier saber technique.
It identifies "The Plum in the Golden Vase" as a top-tier movement technique.
It identifies a body-shaped embryo as a Heavenly God's kidney.
People say scholars need wealth and martial artists need money, and that you can't practice martial arts without it?
I eat Supreme Black Dragon Blood for every meal and wield a slipper as a battle saber made from extraterrestrial Phoenix Blood Alloy.
Just by reading "The Plum in the Golden Vase", I can grasp a movement technique. Just by reading "Spring Scenery in the Han Palace", I can grasp a saber technique.
Transplant the Heavenly God's kidney into my body, and once I've collected all the parts of the Heavenly God's body, I can become a god outright.
Alien race: You're only good because of that slipper. Let's see you fight without it!
Ye Li: If you put it that way, I guess I'll use a blade!
Alien race: Bro, there were too many people around just now. I was wrong. I'll get on my knees and apologize.
King-level demon beast: Bro, Grandpa, please stop hitting me! I was wrong!
Ye Li: Can't we live in peace with humanity?
King-level demon beast: Sure, but what do we do when we're hungry?
Ye Li: Easy. Come with me to conquer the stars and seas. Whoever refuses to submit, we eat!
King-level demon beast: A-alien life-forms? What if we can't beat them?
Ye Li: Have you been practicing seriously? Are you not trying hard enough? Why not look for the problem in yourselves?
Humanity: No being can compare with God Ye. He is the only god we recognize.
