Transmigrated as the Villain's Junior Sister, I Become the Sect's Biggest Menace

[Transmigration * no romance * comedy * terrible puns * ensemble cast * a little doted-on heroine] !! Proceed with caution if this bothers you!! With a “crack,” a bolt of lightning struck, and Si Han blacked out. When she opened her eyes again, well, she’d transmigrated into the vicious junior sister of a brainless power-fantasy cultivation novel. Si Han ranted to herself: “What kind of author makes a junior sister with amazing spiritual roots and a single-minded devotion to the Dao into a vicious villain? Their imagination must be as deep as the Mariana Trench!” And she was a disposable pawn who wouldn’t survive five chapters! Basically, a “newbie village trial pass” in a game. Si Han stamped her foot. “Whatever! Staying alive comes first!” The Qingxin Sect’s genius alchemist had his heart and pills stolen by the heroine, and nearly fell into demonic cultivation. Si Han rushed over. “Bestie! She stole your heart and your pills. I’m different, I’m honest: I only steal pills! Trust me instead of her. Let’s take pills together!” The destined prodigy of the Ten Thousand Swords Pavilion, who cultivated the heartless Dao, had his path destroyed by the heroine and was used as a stepping stone. Si Han sidled up to him. “Bro, I just did the math, and you’ve got a whole Hulunbuir grassland growing on your head. Are you about to become the richest man in the Fairy Castle?” The Wuyuan Sect’s genius talisman master and grand formation expert took the blame for the heroine and was expelled from his sect. Si Han shook her head. “There’s no cure for a hopeless romantic. You might as well bang your head on a block of tofu. And when you die, remember to leave your spirit stones to me. I’ll burn paper offerings for you!” As soon as Si Han entered the sect, she saw a whole nest of villainous senior brothers and sisters. She blacked out on the spot, collapsed, and went to sleep. “Just destroy the world already! There’s no way to live like this!” … Watching the personal disciples of the major sects sniping at one another and throwing shade left and right, Si Han was baffled. This can’t be right!! Aren’t you all upright, proper personal disciples?! Could someone please deal with whether I live or die first?! But little by little, Si Han began to realize something was off…