Cao Chong: Tell the World That I Can Not Only Weigh Elephants

Others' time travel has infinite scenery, but my time travel has a bad start? Wait... Cao Cao wants to "weigh the elephant"? Isn't that my job, Cao Chong's? What... Is "appraisal"? If my official language is not standard, you say I am mentally retarded? Is this Cai Wenji? What a wise old... Ahem, woman! Is that Sima Yi? Does he want rights? Then give it to him! Want an official? Give it to him! Want money? Give it to him! Want military power? Don't even think about it!