Shocking! The millennium-old Dragon King awakens, only to be hunted down by a pancake stall! #TheImmortalsHaveNeverHadItThisBad#
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When Ye Chen, Dragon King of the Nine Heavens, returns to the mortal world with enough power to blow up the Milky Way, he discovers that prices have risen faster than his cloud-riding art. A pancake-stall auntie teaches him a lesson with her rolling pin, the onlookers laugh so hard their phone cameras shake, and the trending tag across the internet reads #DragonKingsPublicHumiliationLog.
"Mortal! Present your pancake at once, and I shall grant you a place among the immortals!"
"Are you nuts? Five yuan with egg. WeChat Pay or Alipay?"
Then one day, a female CEO catches him in the street. The moment her bodyguard swings a fist at him,
Ye Chen casually demonstrates splitting a durian with his bare hands (physical strength): "That's it? Your ancestors weren't even born when I was playing mahjong with the Jade Emperor!"
From then on, the trending topics in Donghai City take a bizarre turn:
"Amazing! Dragon King Delivers Takeout with Flying Sword Art, Makes 30,000 Yuan a Month"
"Bossy CEO Begs for Mercy Late at Night: Please Stop Using Immortal Magic to Fix the Company's Wi-Fi"
"Pancake-Stall Auntie Posts a Notice: This Shop Has Been Blessed by the Dragon King. Add Chili Sauce to Reverse Your Bad Luck"
As Ye Chen forms a spell with his left hand to capture demons and scans a code with his right to grab a shared bike, word spreads across heaven and earth: That sandal-wearing Aodebiao is the king of workplace competition, sent by the immortal realm to whip the workplace into shape!
