"I was the top queen in the Song Dynasty" (ancient style funny Machiavellian version)
A top actress dressed as a village girl? In this palace battle, I will directly take the C position and ascend to the throne!
Liu Xing'er looked at the wild vegetable porridge that reflected the figure in the bowl, and threw her chopsticks——
In the previous life, even the black fans would not deduct food rations!
She made the whole village red with her rainbow fart, turned her third uncle's stolen land deed into a singing stage, used Rap to angrily criticize corrupt officials at the county government office, and rescued the Eighth Prince who was visiting incognito. There are rumors in Bianjing: "There is a magic fortune teller in Liushu Village, who makes the imperial merchant angry with his goods and insults the censor by swearing in the streets!"
Until he was forced to enter the palace draft——
The imperial concubine is having sex? Directly change it to Gong Dou 101: "Sister Lin's eyeliner is crooked, this direct shot will definitely make her lose fans!"
The emperor sleeps with him? He launched an AI stand-in with a backhand: "Your Majesty, the best do not need sleeping powder!"
Civil and military impeachment of the Manchu Dynasty? Hot search bamboo slip arrangements: "Surprise! Wang Xianggong's aunt raised funds to buy the seventh concubine!"
When the Liao cavalry pressed forward, she picked up the fluorescent mace and said: "Girls of the Song Dynasty, show your support sticks!"
Little did he know that the system suddenly issued a warning: [First-generation host fluctuation detected]
In the dark room of the ancestral hall, a blood book from the Witch Clan a hundred years ago appeared——
"When Liu's daughter gets a hairpin, heaven's secret will appear and the country will fall."
Sitting on the dragon throne, the emperor rubbed the cinnabar mole on her wrist and smiled softly: "My dear, do you know that this golden finger of yours... Is originally a betrothal gift handed down from my Zhao family?"
