End Times Beast Tamer: My Taotie Speaks with a Northeastern Accent

[Meme humor + Lighthearted comedy + Cunning protagonist + Beast taming + Classic of Mountains and Seas + Wild imagination + Urban fantasy + One heroine] After waking up, Chu Mo, a boy from Blue Star, finds himself in this bizarre world because of an ancient-looking book. He thought his life was about to take off, only to discover from the start that his golden finger was late, and that there was even a pendulum in his mind ticking like a death warrant. Just as the protagonist is off to a terrible start and has no idea what to do, his golden finger finally arrives. He thinks that, with the Classic of Mountains and Seas in hand, he is about to rule the world. But then you tell me these things are all monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas? What the heck is a Taotie with a Northeastern accent? And why is there a parrot in the Classic of Mountains and Seas? And this parrot is even...