About Me, a System-Protagonist, Joining a Dungeon

The old reality peeled away like an insect's shell, and a new existence emerged from its cocoon. Some became Eroded Huskers, their flesh mutated beyond recognition; others became players who could travel between worlds. Which would be the world's last hope, players or Eroded Huskers? Would order lead to exploitation, or would chaos nurture new life? As the world changed, would you be a docile stalk of wheat or a wildfire that burned the heavens?

Comedy version: The protagonist, Lu He, is thrown into the perilous Infinite Corridor game, but ends up bound to the most useless Profession System in history.

[Bartender] - "A glass of 'Let the Past Drift Away' can help you forget the most infuriating thing in your life. A glass of 'The Future Looks Bright' can show you the next three minutes... though usually it's a vision of you getting beaten up. What'll it be today, sir? A friendly reminder: Our signature drinks come with no after-sales service. Whether you gain superpowers or get sent to another world is up to fate."

[Corpse-Liberated Immortal] - "We're all doing our best to live (for example, I do my best to summon an army of the dead, and you do your best to flee from that army). So think about it: I'm trying this hard, so why are you still alive? Are you not trying hard enough, or just too lucky?"

[Memory Waypoint Artist] - "Administrator of the search engine in your brain, master of beautifying the past; a professional at handling embarrassing public moments and dark history."

[Cloud Whale Herder] - "Daily task: ride on the back of a cloud whale in pursuit of the sunset, counting clouds and slacking off."

[Heartstring Tuner] - "I think the world is one giant dating sim! Seeing the faint favorability bar above the dungeon boss's head, he decides to try a different way to clear the game."

More novel professions await discovery.