Palace Intrigue Cultivation: From Good-for-Nothing Palace Maid to Beloved Consort

While everyone else fights for power in the palace, I cultivate immortality. Who knew this good-for-nothing palace maid was born with a Daoist constitution? With one hand, I refine pills and amaze the court; with the other, I wield my sword and slash through phoenix crowns. Palace intrigues? I strike back with a bolt of heavenly lightning and make them undergo tribulation on the spot! The emperor's hand trembles slightly around my waist. "My beloved consort, you're so delicate..." I point my sword at the heavens and smile sweetly. "Your Majesty, I'm ascending to immortality today. We can talk romance another time~"