My Brother Auctioned Off My Private Videos for Peanuts. After I Married His Nemesis, He Went Mad

I was only trying to kindly tell my brother's girlfriend that her skirt was dirty.

But she thought I was calling her filthy and complained to my brother.

That very night, a video of me was put up for auction across the internet at a bargain price.

When I went to find my brother, covered in grime,

I overheard him and his buddies selling the chance to be the male lead in my next video for cheap.