[Strong heroine + no romance + hilarious wish fulfillment + golden finger]
Motivational speaker Yun Heng never stops talking nonsense. One day, she suddenly drops dead and ends up in a void. After finally escaping, she finds herself in a pitch-black body and binds herself to a quick-transmigration System in exchange for merit points.
~ Transmigrating into the body of someone whose destiny was stolen, she faces a snobbish palace maid and slaps her across the face, once for each cheek, claiming it's only fair. Faced with a princess who's two-faced, she offers her baldness-fighting shampoo. When rumors spread that she's in love with the Imperial Preceptor, Yun Heng says, “Huh? I don't even want to stand close enough to catch a whiff of his old-man smell.”
~ Transmigrating into a wife abandoned on a cliff, Yun Heng ties her faithless husband and his first love to the edge and makes them fight each other. When the kidnapper proves frustratingly incompetent, she teaches him how to be a successful bandit. The bandit is at a loss for words: “Help! I've run into a real bandit!”
~ Transmigrating into a woman trapped in a remote mountain village with no way out, Yun Heng shows plenty of filial affection for the “father” and “brother” who sold her. She earnestly recommends her “brother” to the buyer: “Look at that butt. It's so firm, I guarantee he'll give you a little beast just like the two of you.”
~ Transmigrating into a celebrity trampled by the powerful in the entertainment industry, she hears one of them put on an affected French accent: “Darling, it's not pronounced ‘Chanel.’ You say ‘Sha-nell’~” He even adds an exaggerated trill at the end. Yun Heng kicks him into a muddy pigsty and cries, “Holy crap, ‘Shit-nell’!”
Yun Heng and the System charge through one world after another!
She even says calmly, “Want to hear my story? Send me 50!”
So far, it looks good, keep up the good work
It's pretty good, but it ends very suddenly every time.