Why Did You Mess with Her? When Satan Comes, He Has to Be Slapped Twice

[Shadow Funny + Gods List 2.0 + Metaphysics + 1v1] After failing to ascend and transcend the tribulation, the soul returns directly to the underworld? It doesn't matter, look at my ancestor's domineering attitude and trying to get people! I thought I would be fished out directly through the back door of heaven, or stay in the underworld as a ghost servant, or at worst, be sent to a good family to be reincarnated and enjoy happiness. However, the actual situation - Meng Po Tang was thrown to the barren and demon-ridden West by the Patriarch without even drinking the soup, and was inexplicably shouldered with the heavy responsibility of restarting the list of gods. Joy: So why was I reincarnated as a nun? Is it right for a Taoist priest to become a nun? What? ! Church bans nuns from learning exorcisms? Joey: Bold evil spirit, take a thunder from my palm! So he became famous in one battle and became the chief exorcist. What? ! Was the son of the devil summoned by the church? Joey: If you are brave, take a thunder from my palm! So she became famous during World War II and became the first female pope. What? ! Are down-and-out angels in the West killing each other? Joey: Bold birdman, take a thunder from my palm! So he became a god in three battles and became the new God of heaven. Sure enough, the lyrics are right, God is a girl. What? ! Are there few useful talents on the list of gods? Joey: Fellow Taoist, please stay! Meeting is fate, add a little cross!