A modern-day good-for-nothing woman who transmigrates into a book × a cold, jealous immortal Venerable. Scientific cultivation, hilarious antics, and sweet angst!
On her first day after transmigrating into a book, Lin Xiaoman vomits blood all over the Immortal Venerable.
The System tells her: if she can’t obtain Xiao Linyuan’s heart’s blood within 30 days, the poison will kill her.
The problem is...
She just secretly watched him bathe, then dumped a basin of foot-washing water on him!
The Immortal Venerable grips her chin and sneers, “You’re just like my sworn enemy.”
Lin Xiaoman frantically denies it, then turns around and blows up the alchemy room with a chemical equation.
The Immortal Venerable: “...”
The System: “Host, your progress is at -10%.”
Later, she discovers...
There’s a Nokia from 500 years ago hidden in the Immortal Venerable’s study.
At night, demonic horns grow from his head, and he keeps staring at her neck.
Most outrageous of all, he was the one who planted the Heart-Eating Gu...
When the System’s ultimate mission becomes “kill the Immortal Venerable,”
Lin Xiaoman’s hand trembles as she raises the knife.
But the Immortal Venerable takes her by the wrist and presses the blade to his own heart:
“Take what you came for.”
Which school is best at scientific cultivation? The transmigrated supporting actress is here to raise hell!
