"The First Essence of Gou Dao: Stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!
Article 2 of the Gou Tao Essence: Pretend to be dead immediately when encountering the Akatsuki Organization!
The Third Essence of Gou Dao: Never admit that you know Ninjutsu!
Kitano Shuichi strictly implemented the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——
[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;
[Psychicism·Takeaway Boy] Being treated as the illegitimate son of the Thunder God by the fourth generation;
When developing [Earth Release·Sofa Barrier Technique], Orochimaru asked for advice: "How to lie down gracefully? "
In the end, looking at himself kneeling down begging for retirement, and the ninja people behind him shouting "Kitano-sama", he looked up to the sky and sighed:
"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god! ""
Commenting on Itachi's genocide plan was too crude, but he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Eye of the Moon project needs your poisonous tongue!"
Uchiha Madara: Do you also want to dance?
Me: No, I want to get off work. "
