Chen Xiaofan is a young man who just lies down and plays games.
One day, the "most powerful martial arts system" hit him on the head out of thin air.
The system informed: "You have the strongest trash physique in all time. You can become stronger just by pretending!"
But this system is really unreliable:
"One punch to explode the star", after using it, I was paralyzed for three days;
"Teleport ten meters", there is a 50% chance of entering the women's bathhouse;
"Invincible talker" can explode when an enemy is angry, but it is ineffective on acquaintances.
I wanted to continue eating and waiting to die, but the system tasks became more and more outrageous:
"In martial arts competitions, you can stun your opponents with your talk";
"Successfully escaped after teleporting to a female bathhouse";
"Pretend to be a master and deceive the ancient martial arts world."
As he was forced to show off, trouble followed:
Beautiful Agent: "This guy is unfathomable, I need to win him over!"
Ancient martial arts genius: "Chen Xiaofan, I want to duel with you!"
Chen Xiaofan panicked: "Can I admit defeat?"
The villain BOSS was shocked: "Has he broken through to the legendary realm?"
Chen Xiaofan was on the verge of crying but couldn't find any tears: "I was tricked by the system!"
When the world crisis came, Chen Xiaofan discovered:
Behind the useless physique lies the secret that subverts the world of Gaowu.
He looked up to the sky and shouted: "I just want to lie down, why do you force me to show off!"
