The Eleventh Time My Wife Asked for a Divorce for Her First Love, I Was Done

The eleventh time my wife asked for a divorce so she could be with her first love, I was done.

She handed me the divorce papers. I calmly took them and signed my name.

She hesitated.

“What trick are you trying to pull this time?”

“I’m telling you, this isn’t a joke. Sign it, and we’re going to get divorced!”

I glanced at the bed photo of her and her first love on my phone and smiled in acceptance.

“I’ve thought it through.”

“We’re over.”