I’m Lin Yi, a seasoned modern-day office drone whose dream is to “leave work on time, enjoy weekends off, and lie flat in retirement.” I closed my eyes and opened them again, only to find myself a rich second-generation heir in the Zhenguan era! Heaven has finally answered my prayers! I thought I could spend my days with iced cola in one hand (scratch that, chilled sour plum juice) and roast whole lamb in the other, enjoying retirement ahead of schedule while getting on with my “Tang Dynasty slacker lifestyle” project. I’d invent a few modern gadgets to improve daily life, grow some crops, raise some fish. What could be better? But who could have guessed that a moment’s carelessness, and my homemade soap and glass would catch the attention of a “wild girl” passing by? She turned out to be none other than Princess Changle Li Mingda, the emperor’s most doted-on daughter! And just like that, my lazy-fish dream lay shattered! This energetic, wildly curious princess acted as if she’d discovered a whole new world, dragging me, a homebody who only wanted to be a happy farmer, into Chang’an and thrusting me into the turbulent imperial court!
“Lin Yi, Lin Yi, how do these potatoes yield so much per acre?”
“Lin Yi, Lin Yi, what’s that box of yours that makes sounds?”
Help! I really just want to slack off!
Using modern knowledge to outclass everyone? A piece of cake!
Inventing a few world-ahead technologies? Just business as usual!
Happening to “pick up” the future empress Wu Meiniang as a minion (scratch that, a business partner)? Sure, why not!
Watch as a top-tier lazy fish, caught between the mischievous Princess Changle and the ambitious Wu Meiniang, is “attacked from both sides.” He grumbles nonstop while “reluctantly” stirring up the Tang Dynasty and sending the wheels of history rolling in a strange new direction in this hilarious tale!
Friendly warning: This novel may contain excessive silliness, face-slapping, and “I was wrong, this is actually great” moments. Please have blood pressure medication on hand while reading!
If you can trick anyone, that's one 🤭
It can be seen that the author is already excited when writing 🤦🤦🤦
If you can trick anyone, that's one
Purely adorable new book, very interesting 🤭
Very delicious, non-sticky to the teeth and melts in your mouth.
So well written. Who wouldn't be a dog if he traveled through ancient times and didn't rebel? This rating is normal
Just take in Wu Meiniang
The author has a weird mind, too much leaps and bounds, the writing is smooth, and the dark strokes are obvious, but it's quite fun.
When will you get firearms?