Fantasy LOL: In the Frying Pan, Blown Up from the Start

[Arena of Souls]+ [Teamfight Tactics]+ [League of Legends]

Also known as: “Cultivating Immortality Through Soul Fighting, Awakening as a Dungeon Boss from the Start” “Fellow Daoist, Want to Learn About Deliberate Haymaker?” “Mahāyāna Cultivator? You Know I Have a Million Stacks of Heartsteel, Right?”

I just transmigrated, and now they're about to throw me into a pot of boiling oil?

The villagers are rabid, the ropes are burning, and the searing oil is right in front of me. There's no way out alive!

At the critical moment, the [League of Legends Sign-In System] activates! Sign in every week to get heaps of equipment, items, runes, and Hextech Augments!

[Newbie Bonus: Choose one of three Prismatic Hextech Augments!]

[You chose “Dungeon Boss”!], Bind yourself in place and withstand the boiling oil. With 70% damage reduction, endure the infernal torture! Nine seconds later, a shockwave sends everyone flying!

[You signed in to “Goliath the Titan”!], Explosive health and attack power turn you into the ultimate war god.

[You signed in to “Heartsteel”!], Stack health in battle, become an immortal colossus, and out-tank your opponents!

[You signed in to “Masterwork Upgrade x1”!], Modify your gear and send its stats soaring. Friend, do you believe in the light?

[You signed in to “Haymaker”!], One punch shatters a Mahāyāna cultivator's dream.

Years later.

When the power of League of Legends descended upon this land…

Chen Chuan looked at the Mahāyāna cultivator across from him, then at his own Dungeon Boss + Goliath the Titan + Steel Your Heart + Mastermind + Jeweled Gauntlet + Radiant Heartsteel + fully stacked Haymaker. He said calmly, “Fellow Daoist, you've taken a wrong turn!”