[Period] [Siheyuan] [Reborn] [Face-Slapping] [爽文]
Zhao Qi was reborn as an orphan in a Siheyuan full of troublemakers! He never expected that Bang Geng, who hadn't even grown all his hair yet, would try to bully him!
System: "Bang Geng, nursing in Qin Huairu's arms, peed on you and punched you!"
Choice One: Swallow your anger and become Bang Geng's dog from now on! Reward: one little red flower!
Choice Two: Pee on his head and steal his milk! Reward: a vast spatial realm spanning ten thousand mu!
Fine, fine! So you're the one called Bang Geng, huh? Don't blame me, then! I choose option two!
From that day on, the Siheyuan had a new nemesis for Bang Geng!
Think about the poison that the great emperor of the human race cannot bear.