A Tiger Burrows into My Bed, So I Tickle Its Armpits

[Adorable animal interactions + Hilarious and absurd + Off-the-wall antics + Terminally unhinged + Livestreaming + System]

Su Chen’s cancer has spread. He relies on the Adorable Animal Interaction System to evolve parts of his body and stay alive!

As long as he livestreams interactions with adorable animals, his cancerous organs can evolve!

So Su Chen heads into the remote mountains and forests.

On the very first night, he shows off his skills by burrowing straight into a tiger’s den!

His viewers are terrified: “Run, streamer! That thing will bite you in half!”

But Su Chen puts his hands on the tiger and vigorously scratches its armpits!

The tiger begs for mercy: “Eek, please stop~”

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have evolved the Tiger King’s Eyes. (Gain the intimidating gaze of the king of the forest.)]

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From then on, Su Chen’s life goes completely off the rails.

While he livestreams himself cooking, a golden eagle insists on giving him a center-parted hairstyle. It fails to fix his hair, but leaves enough feathers to fill a pot.

[Evolve Golden Eagle Wings, replacing cancerous shoulder blades.]

While he livestreams himself fishing, a black bear clings to his leg and begs him for a bath scrub. The livestream rockets to the top of the tipping charts!

[Evolve Mighty Bear Arms, replacing cancerous muscles.]

During a PK livestream, his female opponent finishes swaying her hips, certain she has the win in the bag.

Then Su Chen shows off his eight-pack, and a gigantic pair of eight-winged wings unfurls behind him.

The chat is stunned: “Special effects! Those are definitely special effects!”