I Have the Legendary Generals Diaochan and Yu Ji, and They Can Slay Lü Bu and Xiang Yu

[Hometown Heroes Clash + A Wide Variety of Systems + World Ascension]

Good news: I was reincarnated as Lai Gong, a renowned minister of Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms era, and awakened a golden finger!

Bad news: something is very wrong with this Three Kingdoms world!

Liu Bian, Host of the Heroic Spirit Possession System, and Liu Xie, Host of the Famous General Summoning System, are the two dragons battling for supremacy in the north and south.

What is Li Yuan, the cousin of Li Jue, who has four sons and a daughter?

Why are Yang Xiu's uncle, the tasteless Yang Xiu, named Yang Jian and Yang Ye? And why does his family have a few billion too many pigeons and retainers?

Yuan Shu's son Yuan Yao, courtesy name Shikai, has carved out a base in Hebei? And there's a Little Conqueror named Xiang Yu in Jiangdong?

There's also Zhang Fei's clan sister Zhang Xingcai, and Guan Yu's clan sister Guan Yinping…

Wait, did you say a new internet cafe and supermarket just opened in town?

As more and more implausible people and events appeared, along with cheat-level transmigrators carrying all sorts of bizarre Systems, Lai Gong finally understood: this Three Kingdoms world was truly impossible to handle.