Yahiko of the Akatsuki: Killing an Elite Jonin at Six

[Naruto + King of Glory System + Farming + Shinobi World Conspiracy + Desperate Comeback + Gacha Gear] [High-Octane Scene: Uchiha Kagami Killed in Three Seconds] [Read Now] A six-year-old System Host turns the tables on a jonin and builds an army through card draws, taking on Hanzo and Danzo head-on. When the sound effect of “War Drums Set the Plains Ablaze” rings out once more, the Five Great Nations will finally understand: a seat in the Akatsuki has never been granted as charity. It is a path to survival carved open with a battle axe! On a rainy night in a ruined temple, six-year-old Yahiko clutches a moldy rice ball. Suddenly, a searing pain flares at the back of his neck. Dark golden war markings spread across his face like flowing lava, and a lava battle axe wrapped in beast bones takes shape in his palm. [Ding! “War Drums Set the Plains Ablaze” skin activated. First kill of a genin: +2 points] The moment a kunai wielded by Konoha’s ANBU splits open the temple door, the child’s body suddenly grows half a meter taller. His battle axe sweeps down with a trail of lava, cutting down the enemy. As the war markings absorb the blood, the System’s notification rings out. This is no tragedy ending in his slaughter, as in the original story. It is the beginning of the Akatsuki’s comeback, with its members reborn with the King of Glory System! Konan’s hands are red from the cold as she clutches a paper crane, and Nagato’s Rinnegan warns of danger. Yet Yahiko’s System interface flashes with a “Newbie Gift Pack”: a limited-time skin lets him take a chunin’s attack head-on, while his axe blade absorbs blood to keep him going. A ten-pull is guaranteed to yield a purple-grade item. The “Solar Battle Axe” smashes open an iron cage to free twenty test subjects; the “Berserker Faceguard” locks his health at the brink of death, letting him turn the tables on Kakuzu’s tendrils; even Zetsu’s Wood Release can be processed into building materials! A black flag emblazoned with red clouds rises among the ruins of Blackwater Village. The System’s “Organization” function is fully unlocked: Yahiko tricks Zetsu into becoming an architect and growing giant potatoes, recruits Miyamoto Musashi as a taijutsu instructor, and even cons Jiraiya into becoming the headmaster of a ninja academy! Yahiko leads the team in a prison transport raid, and the System announces: [Members +20, Loyalty 100%]