Name: Why Is This Cultivation Game So Absurd?
Author: Master Mizutsu

Synopsis

[Cyberpunk cultivation + lunatic antics + multiple heroines + surreal comedy + Mei Yun, she’s your wife]

After pulling an all-nighter grinding a cultivation game and dying suddenly, Tang Ze transmigrates into the game. He retains the skills of his original Divine Cultivator class. As long as he earns enough faith from female cultivators, he can share their talents.

To get stronger, Tang Ze has no choice but to keep nurturing gifted female cultivators, all to collect the strongest talents and become the cultivation world’s ultimate stat monster.

But as he nurtures them, Tang Ze realizes something is off.

Why have all the female cultivators he raised in the game before he was reborn become powerful figures in the Immortal Realm, searching the whole world for him?

Why are the younger sisters he’s nurtured since transmigrating looking at him more and more strangely?

…

My name is Lu Yixin. I’m an orphan who grew up on the streets. In the winter when I was about to freeze to death, Tang Ze saved me.

He gave me a second chance at life and set me on the path of cultivation in pursuit of immortality. He taught me how to hold a sword and what it meant to have a family. He repeatedly braved danger to find cultivation resources for me, and risked abandoning the Great Dao to keep me safe, giving me everything he had.

Just as I became the world’s greatest sword cultivator, he left without a word and disappeared.

Even after I became a sword god, I still couldn’t find him.

For his sake, I was willing to cleave the Heavenly Dao with my sword and try to break through this world to ascend beyond it. But my ascension failed, and the gods sealed me away.

I thought we would never meet again in this life.

Until, thousands of years later, I sensed his presence once more.

In this life, I, Lu Yixin, will protect you with the sword in my hand!

Other names

赛博修仙：开局威胁同学妈Alternate title on Fanqie

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83 likes1y ago
The author of this book is Lao Xiao, the one who wrote about Sheriff Darcy. The main point of this book is all kinds of crazy things and funny jokes. If you like these elements, I highly recommend watching it 👍 [Sneaky Laughter] 👍 Children, this book has been targeted by the censors and I can't even read it 😢
77 likes1y ago
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55 likes1y ago
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55 likes1y ago
This is a modern fairy tale written by a lunatic who has no money to study. It is naked and explicit, but not as depressing and crazy (because the protagonist starts with a hang-up, so he is not so desperate, and the world view is slightly lighter). The writing is smooth, and the main character has been shaped more than 🍅70% of the authors. Overall, it is worth reading. Remember to ask Meiyun to give Lao Xiao a few more slaps 😄
50 likes1y ago
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49 likes1y ago
The last book was about the United States. At the end, I promised not to touch on sensitive topics. Now, I'm going to write about Chinese education 🤦 Lao Xiao, you must live well 😢
33 likes1y ago
A very good novel that reflects the author's longing for Meiyun 😏
26 likes1y ago
I laughed so hard, it was all a joke, Jimei looked like he was exploding on the spot. If you know how to breathe well and learn to breathe well, Jimei can breathe well and you can breathe well. 🤦 Hakimi, in immortal form, attacks! 😏
21 likes1y ago
He still can't forget Meiyun, I really cried to death. 🥺
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