This book is also called: "Warning!" The flashlight you carry with you is freezing the fairyland! "Selling nuclear bombs live broadcast, big guys from all over the world are going crazy" "Xiuxian Vocational and Technical College Admissions Brochure"
[Funny + Cultivation version of 100,000 cold jokes + anti-routine + alternative training]
Lin Ye went into debt to deliver goods live, but was bound to the [Zhutian Delivery System].
Like the inner demon rice bowl, pea shooter potion, time-stop flashlight, soaring detergent, 996 array...
But every product has side effects, and countless resentments made Lin Ye miserable.
Selling Meng Po Soup, the Demon Lord bought 100 boxes of it because of Wangqing, but in the end, the Demon Lord's mind was full of huskies;
Selling 996 Blessing Coffee, the judges changed the book of life and death wildly with coffee, causing the reincarnated immortal to vote for Husky.
When the resentment level reaches the limit, the passage to all realms opens in the bedroom:
The demon king's husky broke through the world with a blood jade in his mouth to collect debts. The king of hell took the coffee bill and sneered: "996 blessings, it's time to pay it back."
Lin Ye looked at the room full of alien creatures and was about to put on the Infinity Gauntlet when he suddenly received a system prompt:
"Please sell the anti-matter missile within three hours, otherwise the earth will be packaged and shipped as a gift!
……
"Leader Lin, did you become a monk without any spiritual roots? "
Lin Ye waved his hand: "If you don't have talent, just have a spirit stone. Alternative cultivation will take you to a different realm and allow you to possess a golden elixir as big as a golden egg.
The marketing department of Lin Ye's cultivation company launched an advertisement that everyone can cultivate to immortality, and people flocked to it.
"My spiritual roots are born from heaven and earth. Do I need photosynthesis?"
"..."
Reader comments
Wonderful and wonderful. The author is full of witty words and very funny.
Wonderful and wonderful. The author is full of witty words and very funny.