I Opened a Convenience Store in the Immortal Realm

Name: I Opened a Convenience Store in the Immortal Realm
Author: Zhen Knows How to Talk

我在仙界开小卖部

by Zhen Knows How to Talk (甄会说)

Status: Completed
Length: 494k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Traditional Eastern Fantasy
Updated: 1y ago
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Synopsis

A hilarious tale of the Immortal Realm, told through food! Delivery guy Chen Dapeng accidentally transmigrates to a garbage dump in the Immortal Realm. With just ten packs of spicy strips, he builds a business from scratch and launches the most outrageous startup in the history of the Immortal Realm! He trades expired ham sausages for divine artifacts, uses popping candy to spark romance, and turns Wind Fire Wheels into barbecue grills, leaving the aloof immortals utterly dumbfounded:

√ Erlang Shen secretly hoards spicy strips, only to be reported by his Celestial Dog

√ Chang'e livestreams herself eating ice cream, but her beauty filter glitches

√ The Jade Emperor rewrites the laws of Heaven for chocolate

√ Meng Po's Soup gets upgraded to sparkling water, sending the ghost officials into a frenzy

[System + Food + Hilarious Business] When the Somersault Cloud starts delivering takeout and the Peach Banquet becomes a snack expo, Chen Dapeng uses modern snacks to outclass the Immortal Realm, turning his “Immortal Realm Convenience Store” into a chain spanning all three realms! See how the most unreliable mortal conquers the immortals’ taste buds with spicy strips and rewrites the laws of Heaven with snacks!

Bonus: “Add this book to your bookshelf now to receive the exclusive title ‘Spicy Strip Immortal Venerable,’ specially provided by Boss Chen!”

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