The Three-Year-Old Darling: My Villain Dad Is a Daughter’s Slave

[Beloved by all + feel-good power fantasy + forced to play along + hapless dad who dotes on his child + former unhinged villain dad + System]

Good news: I transmigrated into a book, and my dad is the ultimate unhinged villain, a powerful figure who rules the court and beats the male and female leads into the ground!

Bad news: I transmigrated into the epilogue, where he's already given up on life and just wants to lie flat and retire with his child.

Even worse news: I'm a three-year-old toddler who can barely speak.

[Ding! The Ultimate Villain Dad Development System is at your service!]

I get it now. This is right up my alley!

I told him to intercept the crown prince's favorite tribute candy to show off his dominance.

Instead, he complained that the convoy was in his way, accidentally stopped an assassination, and was named “Pillar of the Nation” by the emperor.

I told him to befriend a giant of the demonic path and expand his influence.

Instead, he talked the man around, recruited him as a subordinate, and even persuaded him to turn over a new leaf.

I told him to “plunder” the richest man's fortune to prepare for an uprising.

Instead, he raided the rich man's estate and used all the money to provide disaster relief, earning a plaque that read “Savior of Ten Thousand Families.”

System: [Congratulations, Host! You keep exceeding your mission goals!]

Me, with tears in my cat eyes: “Daddy, Ruanruan is doing this for your own good! But could you follow the script just once? Just once!”