Cultivation? What’s That? Can You Sleep on It?

**Cultivation? I’d Rather Slack Off!** When others transmigrate to the cultivation world, they vow: “Defy fate! My destiny is mine to control!” When Lin Fan transmigrates to the cultivation world: “This bed is nice. I’ll sleep first.” While the Qingyun Sect disciples work themselves to the bone, he develops the “lie-flat cultivation method” in the back mountains. While his fellow disciples bash each other’s heads in over Foundation Establishment Pills, he unlocks the “Dream Epiphany” achievement by yawning. When the elders say with pained expressions, “Cultivation is like rowing upstream,” he rolls over and replies, “Going with the flow takes less effort.” Until one day 【Ding! The Slack-Off-to-Immortality System has been activated】 【Today's achievement: Breathing Cultivation Method (your cultivation increases even while you sleep)】 Lin Fan: ??? So I'm the Heavenly Dao's favorite son? From then on, a new legend arises in the cultivation world: Others risk death in secret realms, while he picks a wild fruit and triggers a hidden inheritance. Others fight tooth and nail in tournaments, while their opponents suddenly “lose strength in their legs” and forfeit automatically. Even the divine beast guarding the mountain lies down and begs him for a petting. The elders: “This young man is wise beyond his years!” His fellow disciples: “I’m reporting him! This guy is definitely cheating!” The System: “The Host just spends the time you all use to drink coffee slacking off.” Lin Fan: “I really just want to be a lazy salted fish!” Everyone: “You call this being a lazy salted fish?! (draws sword)” (Also known as *The Cultivation World's Most Infuriating Champion*, *How the System Took My Lazy Life to New Heights*, and *Workaholics, Run! There's a Cheater Here*)