Chen Ping'an, time travel comes with an "omniscient learning system", which has three functions - enlightenment of magical skills, gathering mission wool, and exchanging mundane rags for treasures in the mall. When Zhao Tiezhu next door was carrying bricks and smashing the dynamometer stone, I was using the system to understand the "Body Tempering Technique" into flowers; Su Ling'er, who was opposite me, was chasing people with poisonous poison, and said "Why are you running away, turtle son?" "Sister, this voodoo is thicker than you." The fat man squatted in the corner, chewed on spiritual grass, and made up a limerick, "Soak wolfberries in the soup to wash the marrow, and drink three bowls of wine first to strengthen the pulse." The elder's beard trembled with anger.
System tasks randomly jumped around: "Taunting the young master of the demon tribe" was triggered when stealing the spirit grass in the secret realm. Zhao Tiezhu slapped the opponent away with a brick, and I hit him with a last-ditch "your demon claws are rougher than my bath towel"; at the sect ceremony, he suddenly realized the seventh level of body tempering, and the moment his fist smashed through the dynamometer stone, the system reward hit his face directly. The four young boys who followed me went from wearing crotchless pants to the state of body tempering. Now they practice by quarreling with each other, blaming each other in dialect, and doing limericks, causing chaos in the little world.
Regardless of being called "waste" by the elders of the outer sect now, when I feed my friends with the origin fragments exchanged in the mall, the five-person group will definitely go all the way from the Qinglan Realm to the center of Tiandao - Zhao Tiezhu's bricks will smash the arrogance of the Zhongqian Immortal Clan, Su Ling'er's poisonous poison will make the Sea Clan cry "Auntie, spare my life", Fatty's belly can hold the energy of chaos, and Lin Xiaoyu's clever mouth can make the Law Temple collapse. And me? Responsible for snickering behind the system panel, while learning the supreme skill of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger".
On this journey, if you can't beat me, just run away? Doesn't exist! Funny words are the most powerful magic weapon - use Northeastern dialect to scold the demon tribe, use Wu dialect to talk about the stunner tribe...
