NBA: LeBron, Durant, and Curry Fight to Become My Students

[A freakish talent + a five-tool player + domestic female celebrities] What? Harden has choked in the playoffs again? What? Harden took five shots against Klay Thompson and still lost? What? Harden led the Rockets to go 0-for-27 from three in Game 7? No problem. Zhou You is reborn in the 2018–2019 season, back in the Warriors-Rockets showdown, and leads Harden to a championship. Fans: Watching LeBron, Durant, and Curry is just for fun. If you really want to learn the game, watch Zhou You. Curry, the Baby-Faced Assassin: Zhou, how are you so accurate from way downtown? I want to be your student. LeBron James, the King: Zhou, I want to learn your signature power step. Will you take me on as a student? Kevin Durant, the Slim Reaper: Zhou, I really can’t beat you. Can I join you? Zhou You: Talent is just the price of admission to meet me. You’re still not quite there. But since you’re so sincere, I’ll reluctantly take you on as students. Curry: Thank you, Master. Here’s Jessica Jung’s contact information. LeBron: Thank you, Master. Here’s Rihanna’s contact information. Durant: Thank you, Master. Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s contact information. Zhou You: I don’t want your hand-me-downs. My girlfriend, Bai Lu, is way younger and prettier than they are! Bai Lu: Zhou You, don’t hang around with LeBron, Durant, and Curry next time. I’m worried you’ll pick up their bad habits...