[Quick travel + funny + system + complaints + poor performance + mutual hostility + cuteness + imagination + handsome guys]
★Five-star host × negative five-star system cross talk from another world★
"Congratulations on binding the "Death Quick Travel Self-Rescue System"!"
Lin Bai lowered his head and looked at the "Sow Postpartum Care" in the novice gift bag: "No... Gong Douju will give me anti-wolf spray?"
System: "The administrative coordinate deviation of 500 kilometers is a special feature~"
Put all the shady stories of the fairy world and the chess games of the gods aside. Wouldn't it be delicious to grill zombie legs in a hot pot? Until that day——
The elder of the Hehuan Sect who was burned bald came to ask for his life. The Jade Emperor suddenly wholesaled the "Heavenly Vegetable Dog Self-Rescue Manual", and a warning popped up before the system crashed:
"You are not a death data at all... You are a bug that makes Tiandao constipated!"
