A Father’s Fortune: This Immortal Venerable Is a Bit of a Failure

[Cultivation × System × Comedy × Absurdity]

Hi, everyone! I’m Yu Mo, a cultivator with extraordinary talent and absolutely no ambition! Lately, my head has been buzzing. I spend every day eating, drinking, having fun, flirting with girls, and finding new ways to slack off, yet my cultivation keeps shooting up like a skyrocket! I’ve reached the middle stage of Foundation Establishment without even practicing! Spiritual energy seems to seep right through my pores and fill my meridians! All I’m left with is a face so handsome it could get struck by lightning!

They gradually moved toward the edge of the arena. Yu Mo seized his chance, pushed off hard with both feet, and, holding onto Lu Mingyi, plunged toward the ground. A smile tugged at Yu Mo’s lips. A song suddenly came to mind: “Spin, leap, with my eyes closed… The world’s clamor fades from view. Have you lost yourself in it yet…”

A father and son transmigrate together to an age of cultivation while delivering takeout. The father just wants to keep a low profile, build up his strength, and find a way back to Earth, but people keep coming to provoke him. He looks like the real powerhouse, but his son is actually the big shot. On the surface, he has his son’s help, but in truth… he also has a takeout System made by a small-time manufacturer.