My Seductive Master Keeps Trying to Escape, but Her Insane Disciple Forces Her to Love Him

[Two powerful leads + devoted to each other + master-and-pet training + ensemble cast + everyone is crazy, unhinged, sweet, and angsty]

[Wily beauty, both righteous and wicked, in the receiving role × sweet on the surface, dark and deranged disciple in the pursuing role]

[He acts obedient under his secret identity, but flirts in his real one]

Immortal Venerable Xin Wan had a cross-dimensional dilemma:

After transmigrating into a book for three hundred years, the System had urged him to marry three hundred times, insisting he find a “gentle, refined, handsome, single-eyelid man with glasses” to become his cultivation partner.

But the seven candidates before him:

The Medical Sage had a tear mole that could ensnare the soul, the Sword Venerable had a jawline sharp as a blade, and the Zither Immortal had a nose bridge smooth enough to ice-skate on...

Not a single one of them fit the bill!

Demon Venerable Shi Xing had a split-personality routine:

By day, he served tea and ground ink for his master. By night, he wore a mask and stirred up trouble.

“You could take that obedient disciple of yours as a cultivation partner,” he ventured, wearing his secret identity.

“Of the seven candidates, not one of them is him,” his master said carelessly, crushing a peach-blossom cup.

Until one day, beneath a blood-red moon...

The System suddenly sprang back to life: [Warning! The mad beauty you've blocked has fallen to the dark side!]

Xin Wan watched his disciple return drenched in blood, grinning to show his sharp canines, and the teacup slipped from his hand with a crash.

“And you call that gentle and refined?”

Before the System logged off at lightning speed, a line of tiny text drifted by: Dear user, this System's optician packed up and ran overnight...