Showbiz: Five-Ha Sets Sail, Leaving the Entire Internet Depressed

娱乐：五哈启航，致郁全网

by Ordinary Person in the Corner (角落俗人)

Status: Completed
Length: 211k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Web-novel plagiarist + emotional devastation + jaw-dropping impact + variety show + lighthearted comedy + Five Ha + no System]

Jiang Wan was a big name who had dominated the online novel world for an entire era. After taking some time off, he was dragged onto Five Ha by Super Helu.

The online fiction world assumed Jiang Wan had run out of talent. But when he brought out the three-part Heaven-Covering series, the whole internet went wild...

The line, "I am the Heavenly Emperor. I shall suppress every enemy beneath the heavens!" set the whole internet ablaze.

"I seek not to become an immortal, only to wait for your return amid the mortal world..."

And the line, "I'm here. I've always been here!" directly brought the website's servers crashing down...

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