Yu Miaomiao was eating candied hawthorn when a cold, mechanical voice suddenly rang out in her sea of consciousness.
[Your junior sister Wu Mochou is about to fall in love with the Sect Master of the Acacia Sect and empty the sect’s treasury of its precious treasures for the sake of a man.]
“My junior sister’s still a little kid. What does she know about love?”
[Ding! Rescue successful! Reward: Water Spirit Root!]
“Huh? That worked?”
“The secret manual I tricked out of my junior sister is called The Secret Language of Water? A Hair Care Handbook?”
[Your second junior brother has been bewitched by the Demon Cult’s goddess and will fall to the dark side, becoming a Demon Venerable. He’s about to enter the city and slaughter its people! For the sake of all living beings, please put righteousness before family and stop him,]
[Mission difficulty: Hell]
“Seriously? Another love-struck fool?”
She handed a piece of milk candy to the little crybaby with a cavity. “There, there. Eat some candy and your toothache will go away.”
The little crybaby burst into even louder tears…
[Ding! Rescue successful! Reward: Thunder Spirit Root!]
Yu Miaomiao: Easy as pie~
[Warning! Your junior brother refuses to listen and wants to die with the Holy Maiden of the Acacia Sect!]
She eyed the five-year-old tyke, who was bent over with his bottom in the air, digging in an anthill. “This time, I should get a Wind Spirit Root, right?!”
[Use love to soften the Sword Immortal and stop him from destroying his Daoist heart,]
Before the voice could finish, Miaomiao yanked down his pants. “Shame on you! The ants can see your bare bottom!”
The future Sword Immortal covered his little bird and burst into tears.
[Unfortunately, Host, you’ve messed up!]
Yu Miaomiao: …Why isn’t this going the way I imagined?
And the craziest part was still to come.
The front part is a bit hard to explain, but the back part is pretty good.