My Skills Are Very Immoral, but I'm Not Serious Either.

[Mild sand sculpture + severe mental retardation + funny writing + decisive killing + high martial arts] Lin Bei accidentally traveled through time and bound to the system. The system was very serious, but the magical skills it gave him were very unreliable. Magic skill 1 [The eagle catches the chicken! : Forcefully capture the target chick. Magic skill 2 [I can't see my fingers when I reach out! : The target will inevitably lose sight of its fingers when it reaches out to the host. Magic skill 3 [Teammates sacrifice to the sky, boundless mana]: Forcibly authenticate the target as a teammate. As soon as the teammate dies, the host's combat power is doubled! Magical skill 4 [Rejecting female sex starts with you]... Magic skill 5 [beating a dog with a meat bun]... Magic skill 6 [a knife on the head with the word color]... Magic Skill 7 [Resurrect My Love]... … School bully: I am straight, I really am straight. Villain: Listen to others, eat your fill, and don't be friends with Lin Bei! Jindan Boss: I saw with my own eyes a powerful Nascent Soul being beaten into a dog by Lin Bei. Nascent Soul stage powerful: woof woof woof... Giant in the transformation stage: You see me like a worm looking at the sky, and I see Lin Bei like a new recruit. A few years later, a great emperor of the human race was in the realm of heaven, standing on the sacrificial path, and was respected by all races.