[Hilarious] [Face-slapping] [Comeback] [Unexpected Contrast] [Down-to-Earth Culture's Comeback] [Interstellar Urban Management]
When Earth's “down-to-earth” culture bursts out of the solar system, the whole universe goes completely off the rails!
▲Main cannon range: one light-year = a high-pressure water gun hooked up to a garden pump
▲Stealth system = a recording on loop saying, “There's no spaceship here”
[Civilized Law Enforcement Index +999%, Interstellar Nobles' Sanity -100%]
The Magic Star Council issues a universal wanted notice:
"Hand over Earth's source of down-to-earth contamination, or be kicked off the Civilized Safety List!"
Zhao Liguo turns around and shoves the three men into a silver-painted minivan. “Hurry up and put up flyers in near-Earth orbit… No, I mean maintain interstellar public order!”
[! The interstellar version of “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” makes the insect fleet break into a group dance?!]
[! When the universe's overlord sees the words “Civilized Law Enforcement,” does it break down and beg for mercy on the spot?!]
Wang Guan, Zhang Jian, and Liu Shang are three young men from Earth whom advanced civilizations regard as “primitive specimens.” From the start, they have just one Wuling Hongguang minivan, and their gear is all “modified.”
Facing the interstellar insectoid king of scammers, the energy-star people who run the universe's gas stations, the robotic nobles who have been sterilized, and Magic Star influencers who hawk products, they use square dancing, high-pressure water guns, and even Lao Gan Ma chili sauce to overhaul a faster-than-light engine, staging one “primitive steelmaking” comeback after another.
From hilarious law enforcement at the start to getting caught up in an interstellar conspiracy, watch this “universal urban management” squad turn the tables, face-slap the arrogant, and somehow stir the sea of stars into a giant Northeastern Chinese hot pot, creating a ridiculous legend of “Earth culture shocking the universe”! A ridiculous legend of “Earth culture shocking the universe”!
I read more than a dozen chapters in one go, it was interesting! The more you read, the more interesting it becomes 👍