"Family members, who knows! I, Leng Shao, was fooled by the system into selling duck necks on the first day I traveled through time. It was so hot that the whole internet submitted my resume to the King of Hell overnight!"
"What's even more outrageous is that the pot of duck neck was secretly eaten by the landlady. Now she is asking me to take responsibility on live broadcast, saying that I ruined her innocent character?"
Me: Don't worry, braised meat is just an appetizer, tofu brain is the king!
As soon as the stone mill came out, my aunt quarreled over me, and the breakfast shop owner knelt down to me on the spot:
"Brother, did you add elixir to this tofu cake? All my ten-year old customers have gone to your fault!"
Hot comments from netizens:
"This is not a food article, this is fast and furious on the tip of the tongue!"
"Others travel through time and fight monsters to level up, while he travels through time and fights monsters to level up!"
"Warning: Don't open it late at night, otherwise your stomach will crawl along the network cable and check in!"
Me: Stop scolding me. If you scold me again, you can only update it all night long——
After all, the system just prompted:
"Ding! The network-wide reminder has been detected, and the 'Crispy French Fries' recipe x 1 will be rewarded. Please continue to make the audience crazy!"