At the moment a monster's tentacle punches through deliveryman Hong Chen's lower back, he doesn't see his life flash before his eyes. Instead, he thinks about the 200 yuan penalty for a late order.
When he opens his eyes again, he discovers the other side of the world and awakens the Three Kingdoms Heroic Spirit System. While others spend money drawing cards to summon historical generals, he binds with Lord Guan from the start: the Green Dragon Crescent Blade hacks monsters to pieces, and the Red Hare motorcycle delivers takeout!
When a demon-corrupted Tibetan mastiff marks its territory by peeing in the residential complex, he swings Zhang Fei's battle-cry speaker, shattering glass across thirty floors;
When the heroine's dissection of a monster corpse splatters his face with black blood, Hua Tuo's phantom holds up a scalpel and asks, “Want me to give you double eyelids while I'm at it?”
When the ultimate Demon God descends, the ten great heroic spirits all light cigarettes behind him. “Hey, Chen, can we take New Year's off after we finish this fight?”
“Quit rushing me! This magic crystal from my last delivery will level me up!” Chen Ping'an twists the throttle of his Red Hare motorcycle, while the Xuanyuan Sword and the spicy hot pot jostle and clatter in the delivery basket.
