At the cultivation world's grand recruitment ceremony, disciples of Sky Sword Mountain rode their swords into formation, elders of Medicine King Valley showered the crowd with Foundation Establishment Pills, and fairies from the Joyful Union Sect danced the Heavenly Demon Dance
Then Qin Jian strode in and kicked over the recruitment platform. “Holographic projection, activate!”
“One-on-one lessons with virtual teachers. Escape the tedium of lectures. Customize their looks, curves and all, and pick whoever you like. Guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know;
“AI spirit pets, free with enrollment. Trillions of parameters, trained over and over, with adjustable personalities. Next to one of these, you barely qualify as human;
“Spirit-gathering arrays with exponential amplification. Absorb energy at breakneck speed, devour the heavens and earth, and advance one level a day. It's no dream. I'm an expert at forcing seedlings to grow;
“And there's more: surface-to-air missile arrays and brand-new holographic digital illusion formations to protect the mountain gates. Mom never has to worry about your safety again.
“Still hesitating? Why keep cultivating? Join me and become part of glorious evolution!”
